White Walker Defense Kit: because the night is dark and full of terrors

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Westeros is at war. Kings and lords and commoners alike are dropping like flies all over the Seven Kingdoms. No one is safe. It is a bloody and treacherous time. And winter is coming. Bad seed King Joffrey has been poisoned, thank the gods. His simpering, ineffectual little brother is also dead, by his own hand, following the mass execution of all her local enemies by Cersei — the mother of all queen mothers — who is now de facto queen ruler of King’s Landing. Lord of Light help us all…

In the East, with the Imp at her side, Daenerys Targaryen – the Unburnt, Breaker of Chains, Mother of Dragons – commands an army of Unsullied and Second Sons – three fully grown, fiercely loyal, and just plain fierce dragons at her back – her big blue eyes set firmly on the Iron Throne.

In the North, the bastard of Winterfell, Jon Snow, has been betrayed, murdered, and subsequently brought back to life (phew!) by the Red Woman and her blood magic. He commands a mishmash army of Wildlings and the remnants of some of the other Northern houses – all of them neck deep in preparations for the inevitable approach of the real threat to the Realm, the dreaded White Walkers.

Beyond the wall, the Night King, leader of the White Walkers, commands an army of undead numbering in the tens of thousands, all hell-bent on nothing less than the total annihilation of humankind. This is not good for anybody.

Everything is coming to a head, as all the disparate enemies point their armies at each other, and their eventual meeting in the middle promises to be more explosive than a barrel of Wildfire. The multi-army battle of all multi-army battles is brewing, threatening to boil over at any second. Things look bleak for Westeros.

But not for you, dear ones. Not any longer, now that you have access to my latest offering: The Custom SG White Walker Defense Kit. And you won’t need a seat on the small council, or a royal decree, or even a raven scroll invitation to get your goddess hands on one. Just an internet connection. I swear it, by the old gods and the new.

The tools in my White Walker Defense Kit

First in your arsenal is a white and ivory twist candle. Hand-rolled by our own famed SG artisans — who are known throughout all Seven Kingdoms as the best in the land — with obsidian (dragon glass!) chip stones, and my specifically designed Banish oil, these candles create the ultimate protection flame. Light one on your altar and watch with glee as the White Walkers’ hideous facial features fill with fear, and they turn zombie tail, mount their horrible, undead half-horses, and ride as fast as they can back to the godforsaken frozen tundra from whence they came. Hand-rolled with natural, dragon glass-infused beeswax, and professionally anointed with my secret recipe Banish oil by our own in-house maester, no one will be blowing the horn three times anywhere near your stronghold for at least a thousand years to come.

Next is a 10 ml roller bottle of my aptly named Banish perfume. A girl who is in league with the many-faced god may have no name, but my perfume does indeed have one. And it is a killer. Banish. With notes of myrrh, anise, and black cumin, and infused with an obsidian (dragon glass!) chip stone, Banish is like aromatic kryptonite for the White Walkers. It will keep them at bay, while simultaneously attracting only the most righteous and honorable lords and ladies to your court. In addition, my Banish perfume will also banish all kinds of regular, day to day evil and negativity from your life. After all, even if all White Walkers are bad people, not all bad people are White Walkers. Let’s face it, there’s plenty of other creeps and crazies around who need banishing too. And how.

Next, since no White Walker Defense Kit would be complete without an appropriately effective and dangerous weapon, you will also receive a 5-6” golden sheen obsidian blade. Golden sheen obsidian, AKA golden dragon glass, is the ONLY stone that tackles shadow integration. And as we know, with the exception of a Valyrian steel sword, it is the ONLY element on the planet that can kill a White Walker dead in his frozen zombie tracks. And, like my Banish perfume, this blade is also useful for protecting you from general, still living, flesh and blood types of bad influences, energy drainers, and psychic attackers.

Finally in this very special kit, for one last dose of protective magic, is a 2-3” wild septarian dragon egg. I can’t recommend placing it in a fire in anticipation of it hatching like Dany did with hers, but nonetheless, this egg will provide the ultimate protection of your very own world-beating dragon. Septarian is a deeply magical stone that connects you with the spaces inside where the most ancient and powerful wisdom resides. Wisdom that will come in handy when winter comes. And winter is coming, that we know for sure. Sooner than later.

What is dead may never die, dear ones, unless you’re a frozen, murderous, sword-wielding, human-hating, baby-eating, blue-eyed ice zombie. Protect yourself, my dears. The night is dark and full of terrors. Terrors that are thankfully rendered as harmless as an un-poisoned pigeon pie, as long as you have the right protection. I pledge to you, my White Walker Defense Kit. From this day, until my last day.

May the Lord of Light guide your way.

Note: This product is made with natural essential and carrier oils, and may contain fragrance oils. Cap color, chip stone, and color may vary slightly. For external use only. And when lighting candle please always use a heat proof dish on a stable surface, and never leave a burning candle unattended.

This listing is for one (1) White Walker Defense Kit. These tools are meant to be used in unison, like a crossbow and a bolt, but if you wish you may order my Banish perfume by itself. Please use the drop down menu to choose as you are called. Yours will arrive lovingly parceled and ready to thwart the invasion.

Long may you reign,

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Charge your tools with orgone energy on my custom Orgonite Charging Plate.

Anoint your crystals and gemstone jewelry with my SG Anointing Blend.

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  1. One person found this helpful

    Amazing Set

    Terri Fay

    This set is insane. I wish I had bought more like Rebecca. The stones are huge and the perfume is otherworldly. To me it smells like white smoke, the clean, intoxicating smoke with a hint of sweetness with none of the harshness of dark smoke I had to come back to the notes because I thought Palo Santo might be in this. It smells Holy. I absolutely love this set. If she ever brings back more, grab it, you won’t be disappointed.

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  2. Love

    Melissa Jones

    My egg is so freakin awesome! and so it the rest of the kit. I have only partially burned my candle and used the oil a little bit. The Septarian is really big and the arrowhead is also really big. I would buy another kit just for the Septarian alone.

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  3. Absolutely awesome.

    Carisa Kuhns

    This set is pretty amazing. The perfume is great, I ❤️ The septarian egg, it is gorgeous, and my favorite part of this entire set is the Golden sheen obsidian blade-it is truly powerful. I bought 2 because this set is pretty special!!

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  4. Magical

    Rebecca Bellows

    That dragon egg in the velvet pouch put this set over the top. I love the Banish perfume and the arrowhead is beautiful and larger than I expected. I loved everything so much that I ordered 2 more.

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