Smoky Quartz Athenaisms Dice

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If you’re a fan of the funny and weird sayings that roll out of my mouth and wonder to yourself ‘What would Athena say today?’ – now you can find out! This Smoky Quartz Athenaisms Dice is BACK! It was custom-made just for Sage Goddess, and the stone was sourced from India. All twelve sides are inscribed in golden color with a different Athenaism I’ve used in online classes, gem sales, and other live streams! To add to the magic, this dice is carved from smoky quartz – a protective and grounding Root Chakra stone that transmutes negative energy and purifies your aura. This gem is a powerful healer that absorbs the energies the body cannot take or hold on its own. Whether your day has been a ‘shitty pickle’ or you just need to relax with a drink (New Zealand!), work with this offering to check your vibe and see what I would say if I were right there with you!

The deeper magic of this Smoky Quartz Athenaisms Dice

Smoky quartz is my partner in magic. Almost more than any other stone – and that’s a huge statement for me to make! It helps me both with the process and the outcome of the work I do. Smoky quartz transforms and transmutes energies. It takes in whatever is negative or of a low vibration and holds that energy away from you. Some say the reason it has its smoky color is that when it was formed, it absorbed and trapped all the negative energies from the world around it. If you’re looking for something to guard your space, clear your field, and keep you grounded, smoky quartz is it.

Having twelve faces, this dice is a dodecahedron – a three-dimensional shape associated with the element of space, or ether, and linked to the upper chakras. It reminds you of your ability to go beyond the physical body to reconnect with the higher resonance of your true nature. Twelve also represents the completion of cycles. It’s the number of signs in the zodiac and the number of months in the year. When you add 1 plus 2 together, you get 3, which is one of the highest vibrational numbers. It brings in energies of expansion, optimism, fun, and creativity.

Each face is inscribed in golden color with one of my favorite sayings:

Juicy Mango
Lick It
Flight Risk
Magical AF
Shit Basket
Sex Balls
Shitty Kitty
Fuck Off
Shooters and Cooters
Shitty Pickle
New Zealand

Roll your Smoky Quartz Athenaisms Dice to see what your Athenaism is for the day or check the vibe of a situation. This is an offering that will make you laugh, keep you smiling, and remind you of all the fun times we’ve had together over the years! However you choose to work with yours, may it serve you well. And so it is.

This listing is for one (1) Smoky Quartz Athenaisms Dice (about 2”). Yours will arrive lovingly parceled along with a single leaf of white sage and a card describing the properties of the stone.

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  1. BIG!!!

    Heather Nicole

    What a cool offering to celebrate the funny things Athena says 💓 It was so much bigger than I expected. Beautiful!!!

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