April Fool’s Dino Poop Duo

Unlock ancient magic and channel the wisdom of Earth’s earliest inhabitants with this… April Fool’s Dino Poop Duo! It may be April Fool’s Day, but this shit is no joke! This offering comes with tumbled coprolite — actual fossilized animal feces dating back millions of years — and natural Moroccan chalcedony, which, well, just kinda looks like dino droppings. While this crap-tastic duo makes for a funny gift, these stones hold some serious healing energy. Coprolite powerfully anchors you to Mother Earth, while Moroccan chalcedony holds a calming energy that helps you attune to your surroundings. Work with this duo anytime you need to get your shit together — literally!

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The deeper magic of this April Fool’s Dino Poop Duo

You will receive the following:

One (1) Tumbled Coprolite (about 0.25-0.5”). Coprolite gets its name from the Greek words for ‘dung’ and ‘stone’ — and for good reason — it’s actually the fossilized remains of ancient animal waste. The organic material in this stone has largely been replaced by calcium phosphate or other minerals, so no need to wash your hands after handling this dino doody. While coprolite’s origins may be humble, this stone has endured eons of history, imbuing it with powerful Earth energy.

• An incredibly grounding stone that connects you with Earth’s ancient wisdom.
• Holds potent Earth medicine and can clear negative energies.
• Carries cosmic energy and serves as a powerful stimulant of life force energy.
• Promotes continual evolution and helps you understand the process of transformation.

One (1) Natural Moroccan Chalcedony (about 0.25-0.5”). Moroccan chalcedony, also known as truffle chalcedony, is a gently grounding stone found only in the Moroccan Sahara Desert. This earth-toned botryoidal chalcedony is a crypto-crystalline quartz that forms in smooth, round clusters, giving it a unique, fluid shape. Chalcedony, in general, is known as the Forgiveness Stone. It helps heal karmic wounds and debts, as well as trauma in the present lifetime.

• Eases feelings of anger and encourages self-care, so you feel you have more to give to others.
• Promotes generosity, stamina, vitality, balance, and kindness and alleviates negative thoughts and self-doubt.
• When you work with chalcedony, you’ll feel a shift in your spiritual energy and a stronger connection with your deepest sense of purpose.

This listing is for one (1) April Fool’s Dino Poop Duo, as described above. Yours will arrive lovingly parceled, along with a single leaf of white sage.

Blessings,
Athena

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