Smooty Smooth Booty Coffee Scrub

for a super fine booty


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No ‘ifs’ or ‘ands’ — just good butts! My Smooty Smooth Booty Coffee Scrub is BACK to wake up that goddess skin. I’m excited to have this coffee scrub back in the shop — perfect for giving you a smooooooth booty. This handcrafted scrub is made in small batches, which means the quantity is limited, so you don’t want to miss out on this offering. We freshly grind coffee beans here at SG Headquarters for each batch, guaranteeing the freshest possible handmade scrub. It’s made with ground coffee, brown sugar, fine sea salt, coconut oil, and our homemade vanilla oil — all-natural ingredients made with love and care just for you and your booty. Add this scrub to your daily beauty ritual to embrace being the cutie with a booty that you are!

The deeper magic of my Smooty Smooth Booty Coffee Scrub

The magic of this scrub lies in its ingredients.

  • Coffee reduces blood flow to the skin and makes your skin look and feel tighter, brighter, and smooth. It’s also grounding, nourishing, and cleansing and provides peace of mind.
  • Brown sugar exfoliates your skin, clearing away dry and dead skin cells and leaving smoother skin and a youthful glow. It also has antibacterial properties and glycolic acid that keeps your skin radiant and healthy.
  • Sea salt is full of minerals, provides texture, and softens skin. It exfoliates the skin naturally, while its minerals nourish and cleanse the pores, balance oil production, and retain moisture from within. Its antibacterial properties discourage the growth of bacteria responsible for breakouts and acne.
  • Coconut oil is highly nourishing to the skin and reduces inflammation. It possesses antimicrobial properties that can help treat acne and protect the skin from harmful bacteria. It’s also detoxifying, protective, and physically and spiritually cleansing.
  • Vanilla has antibacterial properties that can reduce acne and fight breakouts. When used regularly, it can also reduce scars and brighten the complexion. It promotes relaxation, attracts what you desire, and repels what you don’t want or need.

Gently rub my Smooty Smooth Booty Coffee Scrub over your booty or any other areas of your body that could use a fresh, glowing look — avoid areas around the eyes. Leave it on for several minutes before rinsing thoroughly. Be careful when using this scrub in the shower because the oil can make the floor a bit slippery. However you choose to work with yours, may it serve you well. And so it is.

This listing is for one (1) 3 oz container of my Smooty Smooth Booty Coffee Scrub. Yours will arrive lovingly parceled, ready for enjoyment.


Note: For external use only.

Under California law (Proposition 65), we are required to inform you that because this item contains an agricultural product(s), it may also expose you to certain chemicals – natural or otherwise occurring, which are known to the State of California to cause cancer or birth defects or other reproductive harm. For more information, go to:

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  1. One person found this helpful

    Smooth lushness


    I absolutely love this scrub. The smell is amazing and my skin feels so soft and smooth after use. So yummy

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